British

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total:6

Australian

[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the Beach
[x]Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 2

Italian

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10’’
[ ] you know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands. (does flipping the bird count?)
Total: 3

Spanish

[ ] you say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (Taco Bell FTW)
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1

Russian

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (ends with a "y")
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde or red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
[ ] You Irish Dance
Total: 2

African- American

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x]You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. (weirdly, most of them don't )
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3 ( wtf? ) i'm failing at being myself.

German

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 3

Canadian

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2

American

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. (wtf is this an option?)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

Scandinavian

[ ] you have a bouncy accent
[ ] you're a thrift freak
[x] You're really shy
[ ] Santa Lucia not Christmas
[ ] You have blonde hair
Total: 1

I'm british?!